{"id":1027,"date":"2012-01-24T00:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T22:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balulap.hu\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2012-01-24T01:20:01","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T23:20:01","slug":"sziklatemplom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/2012\/01\/24\/sziklatemplom\/","title":{"rendered":"Sziklatemplom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bar\u00e1tommal s\u00e9t\u00e1lunk a Sziklatemplom fel\u00e9. Megk\u00e9rdi:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Ez fizet\u0151s?<br \/>\n&#8212; Mi?<br \/>\n&#8212; A templom.<br \/>\n&#8212; Hogy \u00e9rted?<br \/>\n&#8212; Kell bel\u00e9p\u0151t venni?<br \/>\n&#8212; Mi\u00e9rt &#8212; k\u00e9rdezem \u00e9n &#8211;, gondolod, hogy a v\u00e1ls\u00e1g felgy\u0171r\u0171z\u00f6tt a Mennyekbe, \u00e9s most Isten p\u00e9nz\u00e9rt enged csak be a h\u00e1z\u00e1ba?<br \/>\n&#8212; Ja, hogy tudja etetni azt a sok n\u00e9pet, aki ott van.<br \/>\n&#8212; Teremt nekik mann\u00e1t, \u00e9s k\u00e9sz!<br \/>\nK\u00f6zben oda\u00e9r\u00fcnk a Sziklatemplomhoz, \u00e9s \u0151r \u00e1ll az ajt\u00f3ban, mellette bel\u00e9p\u0151jegyes b\u00f3d\u00e9. Ekkor t\u00f6r r\u00e1m a felismer\u00e9s:<br \/>\n&#8212; Basszus! God is out of mana!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(u.i.: A kor\u00e1bbi, megkezdett t\u00f6rt\u00e9netet fogom folytatni. Csak most nagyon m\u00e1ssal kell foglalkoznom&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 430px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pope is working\" src=\"http:\/\/www.itbusiness.hu\/data\/cms90107\/pope_1.jpg\" alt=\"A p\u00e1pa, mint *F\u00d6LDI* helytart\u00f3\" width=\"430\" height=\"320\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ilyen ez a pope szakma!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span>)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bar\u00e1tommal s\u00e9t\u00e1lunk a Sziklatemplom fel\u00e9. Megk\u00e9rdi:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}