{"id":1143,"date":"2007-08-07T15:06:36","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T13:06:36","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"jesus-christ-vampire-hunter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/2007\/08\/07\/jesus-christ-vampire-hunter\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (le se ford\u00edtom a c\u00edm\u00e9t, b\u00e1r nem lenne neh\u00e9z.) egy 2001-es alkot\u00e1s, ami 2002-ben Santa Cruzban elnyerte a <b>Legjobb Horror<\/b>, a <b>Legjobb Sci-fi<\/b>, a <b>Legjobb Fantasy<\/b> d\u00edj\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\".\/pic\/jcvh_kicked_balls.jpg\" align=\"right\"\/><b>A t\u00f6rt\u00e9net:<\/b> Alapvet\u0151en egyszer\u0171: a v\u00e1mp\u00edrok leszbikus n\u0151ket \u00f6lnek, hogy a b\u0151r\u00fcket magukra \u00f6ltve kis\u00e9t\u00e1lhassanak a napf\u00e9nyre; a papi mil\u00edcia m\u00e1r nem b\u00edrja vel\u00fck felvenni a harcot, ez\u00e9rt seg\u00edts\u00e9g\u00fcl h\u00edvj\u00e1k J\u00e9zust. Szeg\u00e9ny azonban nagyon hull\u00e1mz\u00f3 Fighting Skill-el van meg\u00e1ldva, mert hol hihetetlen kung-fu tud\u00e1s\u00e1t csillogtatja, hol pedig a legmagatehetetlenebb alak az akci\u00f3filmek t\u00f6rt\u00e9net\u00e9ben. Rossz harci teljes\u00edtm\u00e9ny\u00e9b\u0151l kifoly\u00f3lag seg\u00edts\u00e9g\u00fcl h\u00edvja Santost, aki egy pankr\u00e1tor. Egy\u00fctt azt\u00e1n megf\u00e9kezik a v\u00e1mp\u00edrokat, akik k\u00f6z\u00fcl sokakat a <i>szerelem erej\u00e9vel<\/i> visszav\u00e1ltoztatnak emberr\u00e9. A filmben m\u00e9g egy nagy csavarra is futotta: Magnum Marry b\u00e1r elcsavarja az \u00dar fej\u00e9t, beleszeret a v\u00e1mp\u00edrokat vezet\u0151 n\u0151be, mert vele akkor a \u00e9lvezeteket \u00e9lhetett \u00e1t, mint m\u00e9g soha, \u00edgy Krisztus (egy id\u0151re) hoppon marad.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\".\/pic\/jcvh_kill_on_the_loo.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/p>\n<p>A legsz\u00f6rny\u0171bb jelenetekr\u0151l, \u00e9s a legrosszabb \u00e9lm\u00e9nyeimr\u0151l most nem mes\u00e9ln\u00e9k, mert a youtubenak h\u00e1la, megtal\u00e1ltam k\u00f6z\u00fcl\u00fck sokat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0311361\/\" target=\"blank_\">Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter &#8211; IMDB<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.odessafilmworks.com\/jcvh\" target=\"blank_\">Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter &#8211; Official<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\nThe Tariler: <br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4LRIypcaIX4\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4LRIypcaIX4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Egy r\u00f6vid musical szer\u0171 r\u00e9sz is van: <br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/s8lBITTbZGc\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/s8lBITTbZGc\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/p>\n<p>Megk\u00fczd az ateist\u00e1kkal: <br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0IblzBerSFk\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0IblzBerSFk\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Minden v\u00e1mp\u00edr legy\u0151zhet\u0151, ha b\u00e1rmilyen f\u00e1b\u00f3l k\u00e9sz\u00fcl t\u00e1rgyat sz\u00farsz a mellkas\u00e1ba:<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2S_g_mkYE_4\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2S_g_mkYE_4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.odessafilmworks.com\/images\/popups\/jcvh_lg.jpg\" target=\"blank_\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\".\/pic\/jcvh_small.jpg\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a> Megvan bennem az a furcsa perverzi\u00f3, hogy szeretek \u00e9gbeki\u00e1lt\u00f3an szar filmeket n\u00e9zni. Ezek olyan alkot\u00e1sok, amiket k\u00e9s\u0151bb, s\u00edrva mes\u00e9l\u00fcnk el egym\u00e1snak. Szerencs\u00e9m van, mert bar\u00e1ti k\u00f6r\u00f6mben akadnak hozz\u00e1m hasonl\u00f3 eszementek. Akkor n\u00e9zz\u00fck, mi az amihez legfrissebben siker\u00fclt hozz\u00e1jutnom:<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}