{"id":235,"date":"2008-06-08T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balulap.hu\/?p=235"},"modified":"2010-07-08T12:06:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T10:06:20","slug":"wante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balulap.hu\/index.php\/2008\/06\/08\/wante\/","title":{"rendered":"WANTED!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Matt
Matt daemon<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Jim
Jim Kimmel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Az \u00fagy volt, hogy Jimmy Kimmel sokat sz\u00f3rakozott a showj\u00e1ban azzal a po\u00e9nnal, hogy \u201eMost k\u00f6vetkezik Matt Damon, de sajnos lej\u00e1rt az id\u0151nk…\u201d, m\u00edg egy napon meg nem h\u00edvta a Showba Mr. Damont, \u00e9s alig hogy le\u00fcltette, k\u00f6z\u00f6lte, hogy lej\u00e1rt az id\u0151. Matt Damon persze kiverte a (m\u0171)balh\u00e9t…<\/p>\n


\nK\u00e9s\u0151bb, amikor a Jimmy Kimmel show az \u00f6t\u00f6dik sz\u00fclet\u00e9snapj\u00e1t \u00fcnnepelte, Kimmel megh\u00edvta az egyik riv\u00e1lis showwomant (Sarah Silvermant), aki aj\u00e1nd\u00e9kba adta az \u201eI’m fucking Matt Damon!\u201d c\u00edm\u0171 sz\u00e1mot. K\u00e9s\u0151bb bossz\u00fab\u00f3l Jimmy azt \u00fczente: \u201eTe elvett\u00e9l t\u0151lem valakit, akit nagyon szerettem, most \u00e9n is elveszek t\u0151led valakit, akit nagyon szeretsz.\u201d \u00cdgy k\u00e9sz\u00fclt el az \u201eI’m fucking Ben Affleck!\u201d c\u00edmet hordoz\u00f3 m\u0171remek.<\/p>\n

\u00c9s most a l\u00e9nyeg: Itt van a k\u00e9t vide\u00f3, de cenz\u00far\u00e1zva. Ez minket nagyon zavar. \u00c1ll\u00edt\u00f3lag l\u00e9tezik a vide\u00f3knak uncensored verzi\u00f3ja valahol a neten, \u00e9s mi, a bar\u00e1taimmal nagyon sokat adn\u00e1nk az\u00e9rt, ha ezeket b\u00e1rki rendelkez\u00e9s\u00fcnkre tudn\u00e1 bocs\u00e1jtani.<\/p>\n

I’m fucking Matt Damon:<\/p>\n

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* Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy\u2026it\u2019s me. I\u2019m in ahh, a hotel\u2026I don\u2019t know I\u2019ve been on the road so long I..I don\u2019t even know what city I\u2019m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I\u2019ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I\u2019ve been needing to tell you something. I don\u2019t know why I haven\u2019t but it\u2019s important, I mean we\u2019ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven\u2019t told you and it\u2019s just not right, so here it goes.<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: I\u2019m sorry but it\u2019s true<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: I\u2019m not imagining it\u2019s you<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: While you\u2019re drinking diet Snapple<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I said I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She said she\u2019s fucking Matt Damon<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? \u2018Cause, \u2019cause I\u2019m talking about her breasts\u2026
\nSarah Silverman: Yeah\u2026it\u2019s\u2026it\u2019s funny\u2026<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don\u2019t take it bad\u2026Remember all the good times we had\u2026Like the time we went fishing\u2026And we caught a bunch of fish\u2026Then you puked in the bucket\u2026On the fish that we caught\u2026<\/p>\n

* Girls: Knock knock!
\nBoys: Who\u2019s that knocking at my door?
\nGirls: Imefa!
\nBoys: Imefa who?
\nGirls: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon!
\nBoys: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon!
\nSarah Silverman: Analyze!
\nEveryone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N\u2026I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: And you know that I ain\u2019t lying<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: I said I\u2019m fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: Ask The Insider\u2019s Pat O\u2019Brien
\nThe Insider\u2019s Pat O\u2019Brien: It\u2019s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon<\/p>\n

* Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly\u2019s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nMatt Damon: She\u2019s fucking Matt Damon
\nSarah Silverman: I love L.A.!<\/p>\n

* Sarah Silverman: So, that\u2019s it\u2026umm\u2026.I think I was clear?<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: No, you did great.<\/p>\n

Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.<\/p>\n

Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway\u2026umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there\u2019s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I\u2019m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn\u2019t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there\u2026.Jimmy we\u2019re out of time\u2026sorry.<\/p>\n

Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!<\/p>\n

Matt Damon: A little bit, let\u2019s put that guitar down and go fuck in my bed\u2026See ya Jimmy.<\/p>\n

I’m fucking Ben Affleck:<\/p>\n

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Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It\u2019s been a long time. I guess you\u2019ve been\u2026busy with\u2026Matt Damon. I\u2019ve been busy too. I\u2019ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I\u2019m happy for you. I really am. He\u2019s a great guy. I mean he\u2019s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don\u2019t know if you\u2019ve heard, but\u2026I\u2019m fucking Ben Affleck!<\/p>\n

Ben Affleck: He\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck.<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin\u2019 spit. I said I\u2019m fucking Ben Affleck!<\/p>\n

Ben Affleck: He said he\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he\u2019s got bigger tits.<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel: They\u2019re not hairy though, right?<\/p>\n

Ben Affleck: No\u2026<\/p>\n

Brad Pitt: Excuse me\u2026Is someone here\u2026fucking Ben Affleck?<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I\u2019m fucking him!<\/p>\n

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.<\/p>\n

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh\u2026.<\/p>\n

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we\u2019re together there\u2019s this feeling inside.
\nIt\u2019s like a million butterflies flutterin\u2019 in my behind.
\nI love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
\nWhen I\u2019m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
\nAnd our fucking won\u2019t be stopped no matter how hard they try.<\/p>\n

Ben Affleck: They can\u2019t stop it.<\/p>\n

Jimmy Kimmel: They can\u2019t stop it.<\/p>\n

Joan Jett: You won\u2019t tear them apart. You can\u2019t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.<\/p>\n

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He\u2019s fucking our friend Ben.<\/p>\n

Don Cheadle: And so we all\u2026we all hope Matt will understand\u2026<\/p>\n

Everyone: He\u2019s fucking Ben<\/p>\n

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck<\/p>\n

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy\u2019s the one who\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck like they\u2019re in prison.<\/p>\n

Everyone: Just like prison.<\/p>\n

Macy Gray: He\u2019s fucking Ben\u2026Ben Affleck\u2019s his guy.<\/p>\n

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it\u2019s through the fucking night and day\u2026<\/p>\n

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!<\/p>\n

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I\u2019ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?<\/p>\n

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.<\/p>\n

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he\u2019s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He\u2019s fuuuucking Bennnn!<\/p>\n

Everyone: He\u2019s fucking Ben. He\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck!<\/p>\n

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy\u2019s the one who\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck like they\u2019re in prison!<\/p>\n

Meatloaf & Everyone: He\u2019s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck\u2019s his guy!<\/p>\n

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.<\/p>\n

Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!<\/p>\n

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he\u2019s fucking Ben.<\/p>\n

Everyone: He\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck!<\/p>\n

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]<\/p>\n

Everyone: Jimmy\u2019s the one who\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck like they\u2019re in prison.<\/p>\n

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!<\/p>\n

Everyone: He\u2019s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy\u2019s the one who\u2019s fucking Ben Affleck like they\u2019re in prison. He\u2019s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck\u2019s his guy!<\/p>\n

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They\u2019ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!<\/p>\n

Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin\u2019 good.<\/p>\n

Please help us! ;-P”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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